go down without a fight
I was worrying about being almost 25 and not famous, but then I discovered that this site is in the New York Log Hauling Directory.
(cue piano)
I'll haul your log from Staten Island
All the way to Queens;
You got a log? Check out this blog!
We're log-hauling machines!
Also Arizona Artificial Limbs. The machines are actually getting stupider as time passes.
Any ex-KGB agents who might be reading this site: if you guys still have any of those sensory deprivation chambers, I would like to be placed inside one, please. I would like to be given sodium pentathol beforehand. I will tell you absolutely everything and we will all have a good cry.