choco babies
Garbled language day!
For those who haven't seen it before, engrish.com documents our mother tongue's misadventures in Japan.
"Our little friend "Tomte" use magical secret-power fro delicious BREAD that, Well enjoy in next morning. Children who living in NORTHERN EUROPE tell us secret that just baken BREAD. YES ..........TOMTE's secret. HOKUO as. BREAD country SAPPORO is very similar with TOMTE's land."
Via geegaw, the markov toy mixes n' matches from texts such as Alice in Wonderland, The Revelation of St. John the Divine, and the Communist Manifesto, e.g.:
Alice had no reason to be Jews though they are the conditions of existence. When the thousand years are over, Satan will be with them God's wrath on the great day of the waters into blood and to exercise his authority for forty-two months. He opened his eyes were getting so used to come out of his tail. 'As if it thought that she had a great, high wall with twelve gates, and with a much more like a scroll, rolling up, and there was not the abolition of bourgeois society.
