If there is bad Fri-13 air about, it will probably manifest in the fact that we are going to see the new Star Trek movie today, because we are big dorks, but reviews are not encouraging. It may well be the first bad even-numbered one.
Comic Book Guy: Yes, finally. I would like to return your quote unquote, Ultimate Belt.
Storekeeper: I see, do you have a receipt, quote unquote, sir?
Comic Book Guy: I do not have a receipt. I won it as a door prize at the Star Trek convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical, as the average Trekker has no use for a medium-sized belt.
Storekeeper: Whoa, whoa. A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies.
In Austria, Baby Jesus brings your Christmas presents.